Energy drink for people that need gratuitous amounts of energy!
SPORTS you'll be good at them!!
With all new flavors like SHOCKLATE!! Chocolate energy!! Its like adding chocolate to an ELECTRICAL STORM!!
If you like Strawberry...How about RAWBERRY!!!
Made with lightning!! REAL LIGHTNING!!!!!!
You'll have energy running all the time!!
Power lifting, power sleeping, power dating, power spawning babies!!! You will have soo many babies! 400 babies!!!! Then you feed Shocklate to your babies and they'll become good at SPORTS!!
And they'll run ABNORMALLY FAST!
They'll compete against Kenyans, they'll run as fast as Kenyans, they'll run past people that think they're Kenyans, then there'll be a tie and they'll be deported back to KENYA!!!
You'll be moving soo fast mother nature will be like SlOw DoWn! And you'll be like FUCK YOU and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!!!
Be smart don't gamble on your energy.
Holy Shit!! Ive got PowerThirst!!
It's like crystal meth in a can
It's crystal meth in a can
Powerthirst is crystal meth.
See crystal meth.
It's like crystal meth in a can!
It's crystal meth in a can!
POWERTHIRST IS CRYSTAL METH!
Warning: may contain Anna Kournikova.
The ultimate energy drink! Gives you so much energy, man power and speed! You'll be so fast mother nature will be like... "S-L-O-W D-O-W-N" and you'll be like "FUCK YOU" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!
"Man, I'm racing in the olympics against some kenyans tomorrow, better drink some powerthirst so I can kick their asses"
When god hands you lemons you find a new god! Godberry, KING OF THE JUICE! Drink powerthirst and you'll have so many babies! 400 babies!
Powerthirst is crystal meth!
A very powerful drink that come in a abundunce of flavors like, MANANA! FIZZBITCH! and GUN! it also now comes in GODBERRY! (king of the juice..) you can give powerthirst to your babies and they'll run as fast as KENYEANS!
"dude, why is he so hyperisticly fast as a kenyean?!" "He probably had some Powerthirst!"
It's the energy drink for men.
Drink powerthirst and you'll win at everything forever.
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