poultice 

1. Primitive makeshift bandage used to extract puss from a wound

2. Someone who is a complete knob, arsehole etc... The subject is not necessarily always a knob, rather it is normally used to refer to a mate who is being a dick at that particluar time.

As Rootler White would say down the Cavern Bar Church St Newry.
In a derogatory tone 'what r u onabout ye Poultice'

poultice by Barry Hagan July 14, 2006

Poultice 

A very annoying shit

Stop you fucking poultice

Poultice by Bigunit304 December 9, 2018

Hair poultice 

Female genitalia applied to a wound, sore, or body part.

"I went to the doctor about my eye infection."
"What did he prescribe?"
"A hair poultice."

"I was feeding oats to a shetland pony, it felt like my girlfriend's hair poultice."

Hair poultice by Fahrvergnügen74 May 13, 2010

green poultice 

Medical profession slang for monetary damages sought in malpractice cases, especially those without any apparent injury or disability in the patient. It can also be used for damages sought in civil suits where the obvious intent is to get money for some trivial (often imagined) slight to someone's delicate feelings. Examples include suing a city because you don't like the Christmas display, because someone wouldn't bake you a cake because it's against their own beliefs, or not having a transgender bathroom available for your confused child to use. Almost invariably associated with an AmbulanceChaser, who will usually get the bulk of the money.

"So, you saved Mrs. Smith's life, and now she's suing you?"
"Yeah, somebody convinced her she needed a Green Poultice."

green poultice by Doc Zenon December 12, 2016

Pája Poulíček 

The MOST SEXY uherák.

Guys with this name have a very strong weapon called Jakože mám pár uhříků jo?
This guys don't know that boy next to the Jánský

Pája Poulíček, ten uherák.
Pájo Poulíčku, dej si květák.

Pája Poulíček by Jánský November 21, 2021