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A British slang term for a homosexual male. Popular among Monty Python fans for its use in the "Bruce Sketch."
Rule number one: no poufters! Rule number two: each man must be seen with a beer in each hand at all times. Rule number three: no poufters...
poufter by slartibart January 14, 2008
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poofster 

British slang for homosexual.
You look like a poofster in that pink flowered shirt.
poofster by J-Mon September 4, 2005

poofster 

the two poofsters headed over to guitar.com and posted gay porn all night
at the misc forum and watched eachother whack off
poofster by MIKE_PATTON_3 December 6, 2003
A minor derogatory term, similar to such words as "idiot" and "putz".
Larry is such a poufter.
poufter by Duck April 18, 2004

the poofster 

A tiny-eyed creature with a considerable poof (whether shampooed or dirty) who kisses like a sparrow, drinks champagne out of a china bowl, does the jokerman headshake dance, thinks love should not be reduced to consistency between word and deed, and who snaps a magnum condom into thirds whenever he uses one...which is hardly ever.
Shit! I don't have a china bowl for the champagne- hopefully the poofster won't mind drinking it from this stemless martini glass.

I made the mistake of discussing amorous consistency with the poofster last night; I should have just grabbed a magnum and kissed his tiny sparrow lips.
the poofster by peppermint soap October 23, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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