potnoodling

A form of the verb 'to potnoodle.'

A better way of saying 'I am eating a potnoodle.'

I was watching TV and potnoodling last night.

potnoodling by himynameisjesss September 4, 2010

Poonoodling 

The act of clearing a clogged toliet using nothing but your bare hand. Originates from the fishing term "noodling", where the barehand is stuck into mudholes underwater until a fish bites and is pulled out.

Justin said he clogged the toliet, but there's no plunger in there. He must have gone "poonoodling" to clear it out.

Poonoodling by GDub-82 March 11, 2018

Pornoogling 

The act of using an online search engine, such as Google, to look up porn.

Guy 1: "Did you finish that essay?"

Guy 2: "Nah, brah, I was so busy pornoogling last night I didn't get around to it."

Pornoogling by hanyouinlove March 9, 2011

Penoodling 

When your elderly mom fondles her boyfriends noodle in your guest room.

I cant believe my mom is upstairs with her boyfriend penoodling.

Penoodling by Laughingtoohard December 19, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004