A cleaner, not-so-obvious way to describe the face one gets immediately after ejaculating (post-coitus, or, more often than not, post-porn)
Everyone in the music video jizz in my pants does the post face at least five times.
"Dude I walked into my dorm earlier and John suddenly slammed his computer shut and looked at me with a post face. Way too obvious."
"Dude I walked into my dorm earlier and John suddenly slammed his computer shut and looked at me with a post face. Way too obvious."
by Rafael13 September 12, 2011
Face-post
1. to reply to a message (usually on a message board) by using a smiley or face.
2. To always reply with a smiley or face at the end of each message to help show the emotion behind it.
It can be annoying if you do it constantly.
1. to reply to a message (usually on a message board) by using a smiley or face.
2. To always reply with a smiley or face at the end of each message to help show the emotion behind it.
It can be annoying if you do it constantly.
by Farmerbob October 31, 2005
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An awkward, fading smile that lasts about 6.5 seconds after you leave a Zoom Meeting.
Origin: When you're saying goodbye several times but don't really know when to press "Leave Meeting".
Origin: When you're saying goodbye several times but don't really know when to press "Leave Meeting".
by AbeNMS92 March 17, 2022
When someone is posting their face / body online for a multitude of reasons, but usually for the attention of the opposite sex - and usually in a classless manner that detracts from their personality.
Boy 1: I'm seeing this girl a lot recently but she keeps uploading pictures to Instagram like every day, there's always something on show.
Boy 2: She been posting face yeah?
Boy 1: Yeah, she been posting face BAD bro
Boy 2: She been posting face yeah?
Boy 1: Yeah, she been posting face BAD bro
by peacedit June 9, 2021