Face-post

1. to reply to a message (usually on a message board) by using a smiley or face.

2. To always reply with a smiley or face at the end of each message to help show the emotion behind it.

It can be annoying if you do it constantly.
Face-post:
1. :)/:o/XD/o_o etc.

2. Hi :(/OMG EMU PANTS O_O/You're stupid :o etc.
by Farmerbob October 31, 2005
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A cleaner, not-so-obvious way to describe the face one gets immediately after ejaculating (post-coitus, or, more often than not, post-porn)
Everyone in the music video jizz in my pants does the post face at least five times.

"Dude I walked into my dorm earlier and John suddenly slammed his computer shut and looked at me with a post face. Way too obvious."
by Rafael13 September 12, 2011
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When someone makes a post and no one either "likes" or "comments' on it
"Did you see Dave's post yesterday? No one commented on it. Not even a "like" . It is just a dead post.

"Yeah, that one went to Face Book Post Mortim"
by WSH51 November 13, 2011
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When someone is posting their face / body online for a multitude of reasons, but usually for the attention of the opposite sex - and usually in a classless manner that detracts from their personality.
Boy 1: I'm seeing this girl a lot recently but she keeps uploading pictures to Instagram like every day, there's always something on show.

Boy 2: She been posting face yeah?

Boy 1: Yeah, she been posting face BAD bro
by peacedit June 9, 2021
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