post face 

A cleaner, not-so-obvious way to describe the face one gets immediately after ejaculating (post-coitus, or, more often than not, post-porn)

Everyone in the music video jizz in my pants does the post face at least five times.

"Dude I walked into my dorm earlier and John suddenly slammed his computer shut and looked at me with a post face. Way too obvious."

post face by Rafael13 September 12, 2011

pre-post mortem face 

When ones face looks like it has already gone through the mortem process.

That meth head has pre-post mortem face.

pre-post mortem face by Elwood82 February 4, 2016

face-post 

Face-post

1. to reply to a message (usually on a message board) by using a smiley or face.

2. To always reply with a smiley or face at the end of each message to help show the emotion behind it.

It can be annoying if you do it constantly.

Face-post:
1. :)/:o/XD/o_o etc.

2. Hi :(/OMG EMU PANTS O_O/You're stupid :o etc.

face-post by Farmerbob November 12, 2005

Post-Zoom Face 

An awkward, fading smile that lasts about 6.5 seconds after you leave a Zoom Meeting.

Origin: When you're saying goodbye several times but don't really know when to press "Leave Meeting".

Bro, just got out of the worst fuckin online meeting ever. Post-Zoom Face lasted so long

Post-Zoom Face by AbeNMS92 March 17, 2022

Face Book Post Mortim

When someone makes a post and no one either "likes" or "comments' on it

"Did you see Dave's post yesterday? No one commented on it. Not even a "like" . It is just a dead post.

"Yeah, that one went to Face Book Post Mortim"

Face Book Post Mortim by WSH51 November 13, 2011

post-post-facebook 

Condition of life after one has created and then deleted a facebook account.

After going post-post-facebook, you will be able to re-forget dozens of high school acquaintances.

post-post-facebook by beverlyfreakinwhite May 2, 2009

post-facebook 

1. Condition of life after one has set up a facebook account.

His post-facebook days felt somewhat less authentic.

post-facebook by beverlyfreakinwhite May 2, 2009