Pistoling 

Verb:

When a man kneels between a woman's open legs, makes a pistol shape with both hands, and proceeds to rapidly jackhammer her pussy with the tightly clasped hands. Once mastered, a true pistoler will reap rewards by stimulating the clitoris with the repetitive and frantic 'cocking' of the pistol with his powerful thumbs.

Note: The pistol can be single, double, triple or even quadruple-barreled depending on the level of pussy gapage.

Bro 1: "Dude, you're walking kinda' funny, is something up with your back?"

Bro 2: "Yeah man, it's killing me, I was hunched over some slut's pussy pistoling her all last night"

Bro 1: "Loose times player, drinks on me tonight"

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Girl 1: "How's your pussy this morning?"

Girl 2: "It's a complete mess, that's the last time I let some random guy quadruple-barreled pistol me!"

Pistoling by snaildude December 18, 2010

Postboning 

The act of making plans for intercourse, then finding out you can't make it, then setting the time for a later date.

Honey, are we still on for tonight?

I don't know babe I got a lot of work to make up i think we're going to have end up postboning our sex tonight.

Postboning by Mr. Pizza Man October 1, 2011

Potholing 

The practice of dunking your testicles in another person's anus

"Sophie was quite surprised to hear that Jonny was potholing her friend in the library toilets"

Potholing by MaximillianPower March 18, 2015

postboning 

To put off to a later time. Normally used when talking about a sexual act, or the consequences of a sexual act.

<GastricPenguin> My ass hurts for no reason.
<Gelormino> Once you all get up off your chairs... Your ass will hurt... The chair is just postboning the pain.

postboning by Parog June 2, 2008

Post Holing 

To try and walk in deep snow and sinking up to your knees.

Dan was crossing a snow field and the he totally started post holing.

Post Holing by GogoJr February 28, 2011

Gold Postboxing 

An immoral craze popular in the North of England whereby an individual has sexual contact with another individual around public service objects such as the Olympic golden postboxes. The phrase was coined after several members of the LGBT community in Sheffield were found to be cheating on their partners after pictures were circulated of the postbox evidence. This craze has now spread to other areas of the UK, such as Stockport, Manchester, and Leeds.

Me: Did you hear she has been gold postboxing her girlfriend?
Them: That's awful, she doesn't deserve any happiness!
Me: They didn't even care who could see!

Me: I can't believe she cheated on me like that!
Them: Well at least you weren't Gold Postboxed mate
Me: True.

Gold Postboxing by LIZ BEEIN December 4, 2018

Pistoling 

A person's ability to consistently kill with a Handgun.
Someone's skill with a handgun.
Using a handgun in battle.

Random Noob: You are garbage, you are only pistoling me.
Leet Player: Still can't hit a thing with those rockets huh?

Pistoling by EvilLilElmo May 4, 2006