Post-masturbation Depression 

Post-masturbation Depression, A.K.A. PMD, is the feeling of depression, and sadness that you just molested yourself. When you have PMD, the victim loses all of his/her sexual appetite.

Mark: Hey Kyle want to go to a strip club?
Kyle: No thanks, I just jerked it and have the worst case of Post-masturbation Depression
Mark: Lame...

Post-masturbation Depression by Jmg826 May 28, 2009

Post Masturbation Snooze 

The overwhelming tierdness recieved after a very successful session of masturbation. The snooze is used as a way to relax and restore the body to premasturbation state.

Boots:" dam dude that post masturbation snooze had me out for at least 2 hours. it was amazing and my cock feels great."

Post Masturbation Snooze by jewjewb October 25, 2007

Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome

1. When the real world hits you like a slap to the face after a fierce masturbation session.

Joe: "I beat off with birthday cake frosting... I hated myself and wanted to die..."

Terry: " Sounds like Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome to me. Don't sweat it, bro. It's normal. But that IS fucked up..."

Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome by mbarfiel February 4, 2010

post-masturbation realisation 

That moment when right after you're done wanking and the load is blown you realise how the person you were thinking off when you were wanking doesn't attract you at all and is much less appealing than what you'd expected.

Alex was jerking off to one of his friends. After he came, he reached the post-masturbation realisation state as he didn't find that person appealing at all.

post-masturbation realisation by kansas54 August 6, 2017

post masturbation macgruberism

Innovative and strategical methods that a male uses to discard his ejaculation after masturbating.

I was always wasting too many paper towels, so using my post masturbation macgruberism, I decided to invent "the bowl." (See definition of bowl)

post masturbation macgruberism by Sandman110 March 9, 2012

Post-Masturbation paralysis 

The moment that last 10-15 seconds after masturbation when you are immobile because you are questioning the existence of everything or you just beat your meat to hard

Bro last night I beat my meat and I couldn't move afterwards

That's just the Post-Masturbation paralysis, it's normal

Post-Masturbation paralysis by Assaddition November 17, 2019

PMDS (Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome) 

PMDS is a very serious illness that both men and woman can suffer throughout their lives. It is after the art of masturbation in which you will feel sad and depressed at yourself and your life. (This is a very serious illness and must be taken with extreme caution given the effects it can have on any given individual)

Jimmy: I just masturbated and I feel a deep sadness feeling inside of me.
Doctor: Well Jimmy it seems to me that you might have PMDS (Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome)
Jimmy: What does that mean doctor
Doctor: Whenever you pleasure yourself through the art of masturbation, you will become ill with depression after you ejaculate.

PMDS (Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome) by Ian’s mom August 14, 2018