poser coupe 

Any compact imported economy car, usually Japanese in origin, that has been excessively modified so as to resemble some bastardized, twisted mockery of a sports car, but has had little, if any serious performance related modification. To add to the illusion of being a performance vehicle, Fart Cannon mufflers are often added also to make the vehicle sound powerful to the untrained ear.

"Check out that dumb shit in the poser coupe!"

"HAHAHA That soccer mom in the minivan just left him in the dust!"

poser coupe by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009

covid poser 

A Covid poser is someone who on the surface seems to be the most committed person to mask wearing, and social distancing and enforcing all the rules. However this is the same person that was shopping at Walmart, going to a friends house for Thanksgiving and is not wearing a mask unless anyone’s watching.

Me: So Mom, I thought you didn’t leave your house for six months? Why are you at Walmart and out to dinner with your friends, no mask in sight? Sounds like a Covid poser to me?
Mom: “No I just did curbside delivery!”
Me: “Right...”

covid poser by Funny Moms December 12, 2020

cool poser 

A person who tries to act kewl (kool), but ends up being called "cool" by everyone. "cool"=bad "kewl"=good "kool"=good

Look at Bob, ugh, he's being a cool poser again by wearing those extra tight skinny jeans. Extra tight skinny jeans are so wrong for a person to wear....

cool poser by happyblue88 November 1, 2009

Coronavirus poser 

A bad actor/actress who walks around in a mask and gloves coughing even though their health is fine 5 minutes later.

The coronavirus poser is trying to get people scared to leave their homes, it's the worst joke.

Coronavirus poser by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020

COVID poser 

A dedicated fan of Lego, retro video games, and vinyl during lockdown but has since went back to his craft beer flights, indoor axe throwing, and pickleball.

"Dakota is such a COVID poser. As soon as lockdown lifted, he went right back to being a gentrified sheep"

COVID poser by grimly fiendish July 8, 2025

Country Poser 

A country poser is a person who thinks they're country for living 2 minutes outside of city limits.

My cousin: yee-haw i'm a country dude
Me: no the fuck you are not, just cuz u own a shitty 9mm from amazon and live just outside of city limits doesn't make u country. fuckin country poser..

Country Poser by Adrmpa12 July 13, 2025

power coffin 

A euphemism for just about any noun/verb you could think of

"Hey, dude. Wanna go power coffin Swervedriver vocalist, Adam Franklin with me?"
"You bet your juicing power coffin I do!"

power coffin by DEFEKATOR January 26, 2017