Johnny_Reb's definitions

Dick Cheney

Verb. The act of shooting someone square in the face with a shotgun.

"We were playing CS and Dan came around the corner right into my sights, so I Dick Cheney'd him."

by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009

faux-mo

A heterosexual man who attempts to pass himself off as a homosexual to lull women into a false sense of security. He then takes full sexual advantage of them at the first opportunity, and blames it on drugs and/or alcohol.

"It turns out Will is a huge Faux-mo. He convinced Natalie that he was gay, then got her drunk and banged her!"

by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009

Politician

A sociopathic person who feigns interest in the problems of others for personal gain. A liar, cheat and/or Thief that tries to pass him/herself off as an honest person to take advantage of naive victims.

"Matt is such a politician. He just complemented Julie's hair after telling everyone she's a fat whore!"

by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009

unfreshman

A (usually male) college student with very poor personal hygiene because his mommy isn't around to wash his clothes and tell him to bathe anymore. Can be identified by stained clothes, greasy hair, unkempt appearance and foul odor. Utterly repulsive to the opposite sex and is very confused as to why. However, no one will willingly get close enough to him to explain it.

"Oh man, I got stuck in the elevator with that unfreshman. I thought I was gonna puke from the smell!"

by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009

stankfridge

A condition in which one leaves on vacation and neglects to empty his refridgerator of perishables, resulting in mass spoilage and a subsequent foul stench that permeates every surface of his residence. Symptoms manifest upon return to said domicile and include wandering aimlessly, sniffing the air and repeating the phrase "What the F%#@ is that smell?" followed by gagging and vomiting upon discovery of the spoilage. Only effective remedy is thoroughly cleaning out the affected appliance. Can be prevented through proper cleanliness procedures.

"Oh man, I forgot about that pound of bacon when I went to the beach. My place has a severe case of Stankfridge!"

by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009

Jedi Mind Trick

An alcoholic concoction resembling a milkshake that is always a hit with the ladies.

Recipie: In a two-quart blender, add two shots of Capt. Morgan spiced rum, two shots of Disaronno Amaretto, Two shots of Bailey's Irish Cream and Two shots of Kaluha Coffee liqueur along with about six scoops of vanilla ice cream and a cup of cream. Blend, Garnish with cherry and Say the words... "These are not the droids you're looking for" Enjoy.

(Stupid sorority girl slut): So why do you call it a jedi mind trick?

(Me): *waves hand* You WILL take your top off.

(SSGS): I will take my top off...

by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009

poser coupe

Any compact imported economy car, usually Japanese in origin, that has been excessively modified so as to resemble some bastardized, twisted mockery of a sports car, but has had little, if any serious performance related modification. To add to the illusion of being a performance vehicle, Fart Cannon mufflers are often added also to make the vehicle sound powerful to the untrained ear.

"Check out that dumb shit in the poser coupe!"

"HAHAHA That soccer mom in the minivan just left him in the dust!"

by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009