a "poser" is a person who sees a popular culture and suckles onto it like a leech, hoping to become "cool"
Ash "oreyt lads, u heard i bet you look good on the dancefloor? reyt tune that!"
Jim "yea! the Arctic Monkeys are OK"
Ash "The arctic who?"
All "OH DEAR! WHAT A FUCKING POSER!"
Jim "yea! the Arctic Monkeys are OK"
Ash "The arctic who?"
All "OH DEAR! WHAT A FUCKING POSER!"
by GREEN DAY DID NOT INVENT PUNK YOU STUPID BASTARD! October 5, 2006
Someone who poses. In other words, they stand in a certain stance in preparation for a picture, etc.
Hugh Heffner just recently picked my grandmother to be a poser for the December issue of Playboy magazine.
by The Insane White/Hawaiian Girl September 4, 2005
Anyone who belongs to a group or places themselves in a particular sub-genre or sub-culture.
a punker
a metalhead
a grunge fanboy
a nu metaller
a goth
an emo
death metal
black metal
anyone who basis their religion on D&D
anyone who's "Indie"
etc.
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And then tries to say that other people aren't doing it right.It's basically the "we're cool and you're not crowd" of immature asswipes who are stuck in junior high and high school "cliques" and can't grow up.Most people who use the word poser are infact posers.
a punker
a metalhead
a grunge fanboy
a nu metaller
a goth
an emo
death metal
black metal
anyone who basis their religion on D&D
anyone who's "Indie"
etc.
,
And then tries to say that other people aren't doing it right.It's basically the "we're cool and you're not crowd" of immature asswipes who are stuck in junior high and high school "cliques" and can't grow up.Most people who use the word poser are infact posers.
Anyone who can't be their own man or their own woman and has to follow a group or be a joiner or a follower or a gangster or whatever else,in order to feel like they belong.Anyone who's so insecure and so needy that they have to belong to some clique or group or subculture or cult in order feel like they have some "identity" or sense of belonging.Just be yourselves.Just be a man and stand on your own two feet.
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Example doesn't use the word poser. Use the word in a sentence.
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^^^^OH NO I DON'T FIT IN!!!!!! lmmfao..
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Example doesn't use the word poser. Use the word in a sentence.
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^^^^OH NO I DON'T FIT IN!!!!!! lmmfao..
by who gives a fuck? October 9, 2005
by Matt May 2, 2006
i willl admit i hate asslee simpson and people who pretend to be punk but all they care about is seeing how many TV screens their face will be plastered on how many teenyboppers will buy their clothingline and who they can hook up with they think if they act mad and wear black they are punk its not about what you where or fashion its about the music!!!!!!!
if you care about the music and nothing else you wont give a shit who calls you a poser cause you aren't unlike those suck ass pop singers who dont have real voices or who cant even play an instrument to save their life!!!!!!!!!!!! you suck hilary duff!!!!!!!!
a POSER is something that i dont think anyone can really define because people have their own views and oppinions on it i mean all these so called punks or whatever say oh if you listen to this band you are a poser
well what makes them not posers?
what they listen to might get them labeled as posers by other people too
also if you just started listening to a band after their most recent record people consider you a poser but i dont get why they do this i mean obviously there was a time when they had just started listening to them! and when will these "newbies" be considered die-hard fans like the people who lord it over them now?! some people dont have access to the resources needed to know about a band the second they form and start performing it seems like alot of the time people calling other people posers is just being stuck up and snobby and most of the people doing the "name calling" are the people who try to "rebel" against snobbyness i mean do you have to shop at hot topic to not be a poser? but wait hot topic is for "posers" so i mean we are all entitled to our own point of view but in the end we are all just posers
and when a band makes an album that is popular and makes alot of money why does that make them SELLOUTS? their so called "fans" should be happy that they are successful i mean are you so selfish that you cant stand other people listening to the bands music get over it you cant control it and if they do stupid advretisements or what ever its not their fault its their PR peoples fault!!!!! i willl admit i hate asslee simpson and people who pretend to be punk but all they care about is seeing how many TV screens their face will be plastered on how many teenyboppers will buy their clothingline and who they can hook up with they think if they act mad and where black they are punk its not about what you where or fashion its about the music!!!!!!!
if you care about the music and nothing else you wont give a shit who calls you a poser cause you aren't unlike those suck ass pop singers who dont have real voices or who cant even play an instrument to save their life!!!!!!!!!!!! you suck hilary duff!!!!!!!!
a POSER is something that i dont think anyone can really define because people have their own views and oppinions on it i mean all these so called punks or whatever say oh if you listen to this band you are a poser
well what makes them not posers?
what they listen to might get them labeled as posers by other people too
also if you just started listening to a band after their most recent record people consider you a poser but i dont get why they do this i mean obviously there was a time when they had just started listening to them! and when will these "newbies" be considered die-hard fans like the people who lord it over them now?! some people dont have access to the resources needed to know about a band the second they form and start performing it seems like alot of the time people calling other people posers is just being stuck up and snobby and most of the people doing the "name calling" are the people who try to "rebel" against snobbyness i mean do you have to shop at hot topic to not be a poser? but wait hot topic is for "posers" so i mean we are all entitled to our own point of view but in the end we are all just posers
and when a band makes an album that is popular and makes alot of money why does that make them SELLOUTS? their so called "fans" should be happy that they are successful i mean are you so selfish that you cant stand other people listening to the bands music get over it you cant control it and if they do stupid advretisements or what ever its not their fault its their PR peoples fault!!!!! i willl admit i hate asslee simpson and people who pretend to be punk but all they care about is seeing how many TV screens their face will be plastered on how many teenyboppers will buy their clothingline and who they can hook up with they think if they act mad and where black they are punk its not about what you where or fashion its about the music!!!!!!!
person 1-i wear black and converse now im punk
person 2-what do you listen to?
p1-ashley simpson
p2-get out of my sight and go fuck your self
the music is what matters so shut the hell up
musicians are hot!
person 2-what do you listen to?
p1-ashley simpson
p2-get out of my sight and go fuck your self
the music is what matters so shut the hell up
musicians are hot!
by xxalone in my grey mindxx August 6, 2005
Justin is so annoying. Last year he was always fully decked out in Abercrombie, but now he's started wearing skinny pants, raves about going to local gigs, suddenly loves underoath, and he just went and dyed his hair black. What a poser.
by Tally Y. January 10, 2008
Teen 1: You're such a poser for listening to Fallout Boy.
Teen 2: You're just an insecure asshole who has nothing better to do than put people down because you're scared of what will happen to you in the future.
Teen 1: What?
Teen 2: You're just an insecure asshole who has nothing better to do than put people down because you're scared of what will happen to you in the future.
Teen 1: What?
by Dylki Maloc July 11, 2008