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71.
Someone who tries to be something they're not. People, you're only a poser if you make yourself one and most people who spend all their time calling others posers are the true posers.
Annoying Girl (shall remain nameless): You shop at Hot Topic? Poser.

Girl who wheres Hot Topic simply coz she likes the clothes: You used to shop there too before your loser friends told you to stop. So who's the poser here?
by Madeline N. March 17, 2006
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a phrase that is over used in todays society. Lately everone is considered a poser usually a person being called a poser is a punk thats maybe in middle school. They are called a poser just because they are wearing all black, spikes, colorful hair, yeah you get me.
"that girl over there with the green hair is such a freakin poser"
by Emily Miriam January 01, 2006
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73.
Is a person who conforms to the ways of society. Most of the time they call others a "poser." They usually copy another persons style, music, and entertainment; and then they fuck it up.
You know that girl sydney? Yeah the poser...
by John Michael Johnson November 21, 2005
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Ghetto kids who wear skinny jeans all of a sudden, even though they gave white kids shit about it before, calling them faggots.
Ghetto kid: Yo, these skinny jeans are hot son.

Other kid: Even though last month you said skinny jeans are for fags and your baggy pants were reaching halfway down your ass. Poser punk bitch.



by PillsforIlls February 03, 2009
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Someone who pretends to be something their not, just to fit in or to seem cool, not because they like it. Someone who says they like a type of music, or to dress a certain type of way, or to say something that other people think is ''in''. Someone who has no idea whats beneath the things they like, If you liked a band, and asked them if they did, and said yeah.. and you ask them to name their favorite, and they have no idea, then obviously their faking to like it. Be your mother fucking selves. You don't have to like the same things everyone else does just to seem popular, When you think about it, if your unique and like your own type of things, you could start a new style, by being yourself:)
Darcy: Omfgz! I LOVE ESCAPE THE FATE
Justean: Really? Me too, whats your favorite? Mines ''This war is ours''
Darcy: Oh, idk.. i forgot.
Justean:Then, how do you like them?
Darcy: CUZ THEIR EFFINN HOTT, I LOVE MAX HES THE BEST SINGER!!
Justean: Max is the bass player..
Darcy: I know that!!! SILLY.
Justean:Wow, poser much?
by thexransom December 21, 2008
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A poser is someone who pretends to be something they are not in order to look cool. Whether it be a techno poser, an emo poser, or even a lesbian poser, each one pretends to like that thing in order to be cool. Often, a poser will deny the fact that they are lying, and read/copy other people's shirts to prove it.
Showing off your noobie trance music, you poser?

Guy1: Hey man, are you punk?
Guy2: Yeah, yeah, man, I'm punk.
Guy1: Oh yeah, man, what bands do you like?
Guy2: Er.. Punk Band 1, Punk Band 2, Punk Band 3....
Guy1: Stop looking at our shirts.
by xograce. August 11, 2006
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i willl admit i hate asslee simpson and people who pretend to be punk but all they care about is seeing how many TV screens their face will be plastered on how many teenyboppers will buy their clothingline and who they can hook up with they think if they act mad and wear black they are punk its not about what you where or fashion its about the music!!!!!!!
if you care about the music and nothing else you wont give a shit who calls you a poser cause you aren't unlike those suck ass pop singers who dont have real voices or who cant even play an instrument to save their life!!!!!!!!!!!! you suck hilary duff!!!!!!!!


a POSER is something that i dont think anyone can really define because people have their own views and oppinions on it i mean all these so called punks or whatever say oh if you listen to this band you are a poser
well what makes them not posers?
what they listen to might get them labeled as posers by other people too

also if you just started listening to a band after their most recent record people consider you a poser but i dont get why they do this i mean obviously there was a time when they had just started listening to them! and when will these "newbies" be considered die-hard fans like the people who lord it over them now?! some people dont have access to the resources needed to know about a band the second they form and start performing it seems like alot of the time people calling other people posers is just being stuck up and snobby and most of the people doing the "name calling" are the people who try to "rebel" against snobbyness i mean do you have to shop at hot topic to not be a poser? but wait hot topic is for "posers" so i mean we are all entitled to our own point of view but in the end we are all just posers
and when a band makes an album that is popular and makes alot of money why does that make them SELLOUTS? their so called "fans" should be happy that they are successful i mean are you so selfish that you cant stand other people listening to the bands music get over it you cant control it and if they do stupid advretisements or what ever its not their fault its their PR peoples fault!!!!! i willl admit i hate asslee simpson and people who pretend to be punk but all they care about is seeing how many TV screens their face will be plastered on how many teenyboppers will buy their clothingline and who they can hook up with they think if they act mad and where black they are punk its not about what you where or fashion its about the music!!!!!!!
person 1-i wear black and converse now im punk
person 2-what do you listen to?
p1-ashley simpson
p2-get out of my sight and go fuck your self

the music is what matters so shut the hell up
musicians are hot!
by xxalone in my grey mindxx August 06, 2005
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