Portobello belt 

A succulent fungus that straps on to the pelvis bone and acts as a shaft

Jerrys rule of thumb when the genitals aren’t cooperating he busts out the portobello belt to show all the swollen members competition is steep

Portobello belt by Roobeer September 22, 2020

mammalian protuberances

A great descriptive phrase for boobies/norks/tits.

Use if you want to sound intelligent and/or a tosser.

Immortalised by Frank Zappa in his Joe's Garage album.

"..our big prize tonight is fifty American Dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances... ...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road COTTON UNDERGARMENT! Whoopee! And here comes THE WATER!

mammalian protuberances by Dave the Sheep July 14, 2010

portabelly 

A protruding lower potbelly that hangs over your belt-line. Used to store the excess food that no human could possibly hold in their actual stomach.

Sam-"Theres no way he could eat six Double Deckers in one sitting!"

Tom-"He is probably holding three of them in his portabelly."

portabelly by Mr.Dr.PHD. July 12, 2011

Portukeb 

A person whose ethnic background is Portuguese and Quebecer.

Hi! I'm a Portukeb, my father's name is Santiago and my mother's name is Francine.

Portukeb by Biolo January 19, 2021

Portugese French Toast 

The act of having fun with a Portugese "go-girl", while using french toast to put syrup all over her body, and then eating the french toast together.

"Yeah, spread that syrup all over me, oh yeah!"
"Um are you guys portugese french toasting?"

Portugese French Toast by Strickland Propane27 October 24, 2012

Protuber 

Person who claims to be an expert on a topic because they watched a youtube video.

Albert is a protuber of personal finance.

Protuber by JerzBee July 15, 2014

Old Spice Portobello 

When you grease up your ballsack with deodorant and smack it on someones car. Deodorant is best used for the greasy sack stamp thats left behind.

“Man that guy pissed me off”
“Well what you going to do about it Tim?”
“im gonna grease up my ballsack and smack my old spice portobello grease stamp on his fucking car!”

Old Spice Portobello by W33DMAN420 January 21, 2019