porteous 

To fall unconscious whilst in the midst of penetration and then awaken later with no recollection of the event.

benson:did you hear about giles?
finley:oh no, he didnt pull another porteous did he? crikey!

porteous by The LIbrarian November 8, 2006

Porteous 

Commonly used in Scottish Slang to criticizes one or more persons based on their manliness or lack there of. Since it is not used in any other culture, the usage has become almost non-existent. :(

Look at that Porteous, she really needs to man up

Porteous by Ed_Hale April 7, 2010

Porteous 

1.) Portable Catholic Prayer Book

2.) Over-achieving curly haired biologist.

1.) "thats a lovely porteous!"
"why thankyou. I got it from Waterstones."
"why I shall simply have to go and buy my own."
"you can't, they've sold out."
*despair*

2.) "helloooo. look at my telomerase."

Porteous by ibeaspoon July 27, 2010

Porgeous

When a lady/gentleman is fat but also attractive

Travis: "Wasn't Kirsty Alley hot in Cheers?"

Bob: "Not as hot as Ted Danson but yes she was"

Travis: "Very true Bob. She was gorgeous back then but with the added weight she's probably more porgeous now"

Porgeous by The HeartBreak Kid September 20, 2012

Porgeous

When someone is both pretty and gorgeous.

One who’s feelin fierce and lookin fine.

Damn. She be looking porgeous in her skinny jeans.

Porgeous by Thepinkyflamingo June 17, 2020

Thorgeous Porgeous Worgeous Shorgeous 

A beautiful girl called Zahra.

You are so thorgeous porgeous worgeous shorgeous.

Thorgeous Porgeous Worgeous Shorgeous by Thorgeporge February 26, 2018