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Port Lincoln 

Although Lincoln is the seafood capital of Australia and home to many rich and successful people, fuck its a shit hole. way too many fucken drop kick ice heads and pedophiles aye. The high school smells like weed and even the good kids smoke. the place has the second to biggest crime rate in south Australia and all the crime is committed by ghetto 13 year olds. In Lincoln to be cool you basically need to get pissed and have mad sesh's every weekend. There is jack shit to do here other than go to maccas, but you can't even do that because you'll probably get bashed in there or be there when the place is getting mobbed by a bunch of 12 year olds again.
"oi where you going this weekend? i forgot"
"port lincoln"
"yuck i heard their maccas got mobbed by preteens"
"yeah it did but i'm going for the good weed"
"nah mate too fucked for me aye"
Port Lincoln by dazza frasionold April 28, 2020

Port Lincoln 

Is a smelly shit hole and no one has clean lungs
Person 1: Oh hey you live in Port Lincoln?

Person 2: yes

Person 1: I feel sorry for you

Port Lincoln 

1. A town located in the Eyre Peninsular of South Australia.
2. A "hole"
1. "Have you ever been to Port Lincoln? I hear the beach is nice in Summer."
2. "Wow man, I live in Port Lincoln." "A hole?" "Yeah man."
Port Lincoln by ShiroChan March 7, 2011

Port Lincoln Crop Circle 

When a group of mates gather in a circle each facing the same way around the circle, front to back, drop down to a crouch, and shove an ecstasy tablet up the arse of the person in front. Then when all the pills are shelved, turn into the middle of the circle, touch fingers and say "E.T. Phone Home!"
"Me and Lockie had some mates around last night for a Port Lincoln Crop Circle. It was pretty Loose ay"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026