Porpoinckstin'

1. Unkin' to the highest degree possible. (Unkin' meaning acting high.)

2. Texting while simultaneously unkin' and acting like a porpoise (The 'por' in 'porpoinckstin' meaning porpoise in the prefix of the word.)

3. Acting in a meditational state used by Unkists ,followers of Unkism, which is the religion that consists of unkin'; in which Unkist's reach a completely peaceful state that completes their inner unkitude.

1. "I just saw Christine screaming 'NO!' at the top of her lungs while tickling everybody in site. She's usually just unkin', but right now she has got to be porpoinckstin'!"

2. "Dude, Doug was just texting meaningless texts to Alex while making porpoise sounds!"

"It sounds to me like Doug is porpoinckstin'."

3. "It looks like that Unkist over there is having an out-of-body experience. He's probably in a porpoinckstin' state right now."

Porpoinckstin' by lilhippomanman June 2, 2009

Paroosing

In the process of navigating lazily or without much aim.

I was paroosing through the store when I happened upon a giant yo-yo.

Paroosing by J Dizzle Frizzle December 23, 2008

proposing

A potentialy awkward moment where a guy (generally) gets on one knee, pulls out a ring, and says, "Will you marry me!?" Then he waits desperatly for an Answer!

Woah! That guy is totally proposing to that girl in the middle of the freeway during rush hour traffic!!!!

proposing by Benchamin February 4, 2014

pornposing 

to pornpose: the act of delaying one's business by watching porn movies.

- Damn I was supposed to send those 3 applications today...
- How come you didn't?
- I thought I'd first check out for any new vids on bookkake*.
- You do that all the time. You should stop pornposing your work.

*fetish site for paper lovers

pornposing by lessloud June 14, 2010

Porping 

When a person, usually of degenerate status, takes a walk by themselves at night and returns with injuries or ripped clothing without an explanation due to being intoxicated or otherwise incapacitated

"Hey, Anthony where's Kyle?"
"Oh they just found him Porping down the street. His pants were all ripped and he doesn't know why."

Porping by J. Manziel June 26, 2016

Promposing 

Most often done around spring time, it is the act of asking someone to go to the prom with you.

It is a challenge every year to think up better and better ways to prompose.

Jack: Hey are you and Liz going to the prom next month?

Doug: Yeah man, I plan on promposing tomorrow morning on the PA.

Promposing by Jnac May 9, 2011

porpoising walrus 

A suspiciously inept simile (or metaphor)

The original: "Closer inspection revealed that the rest of the body was encased in 2-3 feet of ice, the body prostrate, suspended into the ice like a porpoising walrus." -- Charlie LeDuff, Detroit News, 28 January 2009

Laurel Fortuner, 1992 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest winner: ". . . her creamy bosom rising and falling like a temperamental souffle . . ."

Excellent porpoising walrus, Ms. Fortuner!

porpoising walrus by jedyca January 29, 2009