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headphones on your desk that you use primarily for watching porn even though you claim that they're there for listening to music.
A: Why do you have headphones by your home computer?
B: sometimes I like listening to music while I work.
A: Yeah, but you have speakers and you live alone. Seems to me like they're your pornphones.
B: I don't watch porn.
A: Bullshit, and your pornphones are exhibit A.
B: sometimes I like listening to music while I work.
A: Yeah, but you have speakers and you live alone. Seems to me like they're your pornphones.
B: I don't watch porn.
A: Bullshit, and your pornphones are exhibit A.
pornphones by theinfamoushw January 10, 2010
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Porn shoes
Shoes that are so silly only a porn star or stripper would wear them to work in - however they can only be called real porn shoes when they are worn by women on a drunken night out. The shoes must have:
Very high heels.
Platform soles
The sole can be transparent.
The shoes can have gold or sliver tassels
The shoe should be silver, white or any other bright colour.
The shoe should be tied half way up the leg in a silly.
The shoes will be warn down to -5C only then are porn boots to be warn
Very high heels.
Platform soles
The sole can be transparent.
The shoes can have gold or sliver tassels
The shoe should be silver, white or any other bright colour.
The shoe should be tied half way up the leg in a silly.
The shoes will be warn down to -5C only then are porn boots to be warn
Porn shoes by Neilwill July 27, 2010
poopshoes
a petty insult, equivalent to calling someone a nonce, an idiot, a dummy, a meanie...etc. Originated by one Peter Vites in high school. I'm pretty sure this is the only thing he ever said to me over the course of four years. It's brilliant.
Joe: Tammy, that dress looks horrible on you and it makes your butt look so fat!
Tammy: Joe, you poopshoes!
Tammy: Joe, you poopshoes!
poopshoes by theoriginalpoopshoes January 15, 2014
pooshoes
pooshoes by Hannahbelle March 13, 2007
Porkshoe
Taking a kielbasa sausage and folding it into a "horseshoe" shape. This is then administered as a sex toy for double penetration.
I Porkshoe my wife 3 times a day... and then we eat it after her cleaveland steamer on the kitchen counter with a touch of Houdini to round out the aesthetics.
You're a sick sick man... it's a beautiful thing.
You're a sick sick man... it's a beautiful thing.
Porkshoe by R. Cockmaster Mallory & B.B.C. May 26, 2010
PornStoreStiffi
PornStoreStiffi by |maxim| August 19, 2003