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Score

To get a score, is to get a peek at a girl's guset in a public place. Normally a luchtime game to be played in a park. One glimse is a score, no panties wins the game. This game is not playable on the beach, unless you play bottom-less only - the girls not you.
Did you get a score then? - yes they were white and tight.
by Neilwill July 26, 2010
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slipped a crippler

When a person has been screwed, in either hole, so hard the night before they cannot walk properly the next day.
she got slipped a crippler last night, she aint running any where.
by Neilwill July 26, 2010
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boulder brain

A boulder brain is a Norfolk inbread male, who is over weight has poor hygiene, rarely washes towels sheets.... stresses over everything but not as much as his trouser button. Pants always down crack showing. Loverble, simple, germ ridden.
Lewis,you boulder brain, go have a wash!
by Neilwill September 26, 2019
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Pollywood

When a girl belives she is a star - but isnt due to not partying the right way
See that girl over there - she lives in Pollywood, disapointing.
by Neilwill July 27, 2010
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radioing

When a womans nipples become erect under clothes. So that they look like tuning knobs on an old radio.
Nip in the air today, could be a go day for radioing.

or

Did you see that see was radioing on longwave!
by Neilwill July 27, 2010
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Porn shoes

Shoes that are so silly only a porn star or stripper would wear them to work in - however they can only be called real porn shoes when they are worn by women on a drunken night out. The shoes must have:

Very high heels.
Platform soles
The sole can be transparent.
The shoes can have gold or sliver tassels
The shoe should be silver, white or any other bright colour.
The shoe should be tied half way up the leg in a silly.
The shoes will be warn down to -5C only then are porn boots to be warn
Wow see that blond overthere she must be 6ft tall - nah I bet she's only 5ft out of her porn shoes.
by Neilwill July 27, 2010
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brass rubbings

the excuse to get a girl to come back to your place and do as you wish with her.
I took Tina back to my place last night and showed her my collection of brass rubbings.
by Neilwill March 21, 2019
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