Porn shoes

Shoes that are so silly only a porn star or stripper would wear them to work in - however they can only be called real porn shoes when they are worn by women on a drunken night out. The shoes must have:

Very high heels.
Platform soles
The sole can be transparent.
The shoes can have gold or sliver tassels
The shoe should be silver, white or any other bright colour.
The shoe should be tied half way up the leg in a silly.
The shoes will be warn down to -5C only then are porn boots to be warn

Wow see that blond overthere she must be 6ft tall - nah I bet she's only 5ft out of her porn shoes.

by Neilwill July 27, 2010

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Extreme IBS

A very rare form of IBS (idiotic Blenkinsop Sydrome). This medical condition impacts the lives of the patient and the poor git’s who are with a 10 mile radius. Shite flows from both ends for many years. Normal life becomes a imposable as a toilet must be close by at all times. The daily ring update to the soreness and gape is essential. Proven medical products only slow the shite from one end - orally there is no cure - plugging with a horse cock dildo is not advised due to detonation of the colon.

Brexit is great, shut up you crazy fool with your extreme IBS! Go rub some wasabi on your ring.

by Neilwill November 26, 2019

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boulder brain

A boulder brain is a Norfolk inbread male, who is over weight has poor hygiene, rarely washes towels sheets.... stresses over everything but not as much as his trouser button. Pants always down crack showing. Loverble, simple, germ ridden.

Lewis,you boulder brain, go have a wash!

by Neilwill September 26, 2019

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