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pornogamy 

The personal state of obsession with one performer or pornographic subgenre.
"Bill is obsessed with collecting Seka fisting tapes, he's in a state of pornogamy."

"Do you have any discs with Kirsty Waay masturbating with sandpaper, it's the only thing that will satisfy my pornagamistic urges?"

"I only buy titles with Laurie Cameron performing in them, I'm a confirmed pornagomist"

"Donkeys are the only actors that get me hard now."
pornogamy by El Sadado February 1, 2007

Pornogram 

A 3-dimensional hologram of at least one person engaging in a sexual act.

Porn of the future.
I masturbate every night to the pornogram my girlfriend gave me before she left for college.
Pornogram by Yahoo! Answers Phil J December 5, 2010

pornosaurus

Pornosaurus is a mythical dinosaur which appears on late night german TV and has sex with desperate women, also he has a lime-green ejaculate, which shock many, especially with the volume and colour of substance produced.
"How the hell did they work out he (Pornosaurus) has green cum!! UHHHHH!
pornosaurus by Sudo Nymm February 10, 2005

pornostalgia 

A sentimental longing for the pornography of the past.
Pornostalgia evidenced when watching porn: (i) "Where's the plumber/pizza delivery boy?"; (ii) "Where are the pubes?"; (iii) "Those ain't real"; (iv) "The production values of this movie really are first class"; (v) "Do you remember AIDS?".
pornostalgia by UrbaneDick June 28, 2011

pornogamy 

Being monogamously committed to one pornographic actor/actress.
Masturbating to only one pornstar.
Dale practices pornogamy with Gianna Micheals, and would never cheat on her with Jill Kelly.
Nicholas will only masturbate to one pornstar, and none other.

pornosphere 

The pornosphere is a dense layer of internet transport that is stratified in download speed, with faster layers higher up and slower layers farther down. This is in contrast to the spamosphere near the internet's surface, which is slower higher up and faster farther down. The pornosphere is situated between about 100 kbps and 1400 kbps at moderate connectivity. The pornosphere sits directly above the spamosphere and directly below the tunesosphere.

The vertical stratification, with faster layers above and slower layers below, makes the pornosphere dynamically stable: there is no regular convection and associated turbulence in this part of the internet.
As we can see on the map, a high pressure system was building up in the pornosphere today, which was moving from prague to moscow.
pornosphere by bkdouble September 30, 2006