Top Definition
A balding prick bronner with a two inch dick. He likes to spank the monkey especially if he can get a female to watch him on webcam.
Guy 1: Jason is a pornogeek. He just can't keep his hands off his cock.

Guy 2: Yeah, what a jerk-off.
by Layla Clapp February 07, 2007

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