Pornocchio 

When your mom walks into to you jacking off and you try to lie about it

Mom: What the fuck are you doing?
Billy: It's a virus! I didn't click on anything!
Mom: Fucking pornocchio

Pornocchio by DickDiver July 11, 2016

Pornophilaholic 

It's when you love porn, breathe porn, eat porn, masturbate at porn and porn porn.

-Hamed: Man I think I'm pornophilaholic...
-James: lol what? How do you know that?
-Hamed: Well, I watched like 8GB of porn. And it was this morning, before even taking my breakfast.
-James: What the fuck...

Pornophilaholic by #Hole May 9, 2010

pornoholic 

Someone who watches way too much porn.

When you are watching a really fucked up movie because you've seen it all, and you recognize the horse from another movie.

pornoholic by Rocco Sifredi April 16, 2003

Pornocchio 

A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.

Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."

Pornocchio by Dreamz October 15, 2008

Pornocchio 

A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.

Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."

Pornocchio by Dreamz September 16, 2008

pornophile 

An afficionado of adult entertainment.

"Hey Janet, could we move the sales meeting to the conference room? The pornophile across from my office is watching a three-way on his widescreen."

"It's nine thirty in the morning."

"It's porno, Janet, not gin."

pornophile by Harris Bergstein December 19, 2006

pornotional items 

Using imprinted sex toys and sexual gag gifts to promote a business or service.

The Sex Therapist gave her clients pornotional items so they would remember her.

pornotional items by Insuranceguy May 16, 2008