Porn Matrix

Refers to the endless clicking of links in 'thumb galleries' and 'link aggregators' that never actually leads to content, but just to more screens of dead links, complemented by advertisements for pay-sites.

Don't visit that site -- you'll just get caught in the porn matrix.

Porn Matrix by Spike May 13, 2005

Porn Matrix

The beatiful, non-existent world which you create while jerking off. in this world girls can do anything and everything. Boundaries and rules are no more.

No matter who you are and what you're like, anything's possible.

Every guy has one, and each one is unique, ranging from feet fetishes to giant women chasing tiny men.

The ectasy feeling soon goes after blowing your load, and you have to wait few hours to dwelve back into it.

(We can hear grunting noises upstairs)

Guy1.Hey, what's he tripping about up there?

Guy 2.Ah think he's just entering the Porn Matrix.

Guy 1.Dude, that's lame.

Porn Matrix by Biafra J July 11, 2004

pornomatopoeia 

1. Sounds made during sex.

2. Sounds associated with sexing.

Use of excessive pornomatopoeia is completely unnecessary in fanfiction.

pornomatopoeia by wicked_lizzy December 18, 2010

Pornomatic 

Something that is so sexy it only belongs in a porno.

While Jill and Lisa were making out, Joe yelled out "PORNOMATIC!"

Pornomatic by Demineonz February 26, 2009

math porn 

A form of pornography involving sexy girls doing naughty things, like dividing by 0

"I liekz math porn" - Webster
"Ooh baby, find that derivative..." - math porn addict

math porn by math_is_hawt September 8, 2009

Math Porn 

That applying math in meeting people’s needs and wants, or in coming up with products of desire, could make you über-rich, because the geeks shalt inherit the earth—think of the founders of Microsoft, Facebook, Apple, Amazon, TikTok, and Tesla.

Gates, Bezos, Zuckerberg, and Musk are today’s most prominent hate-and-love ambassadors of the math porn movement, whose products or services have led billions of users into technological or digital bondage.

Math Porn by Numerati September 23, 2024