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1.
A man with a cock so massive in size and girth, coupled with the extraordinary skill of lovemaking like a GOD. When you find a man with a Porno Dick, you've found The One.
Me: Well, Neill and I finally made love the last night!

Lauren: Omg! Well, how was it?

Me: Lauren, he has a fucking PORNO DICK!

Lauren: You lucky tramp!
Me: I know!!
by Phoenix8118 July 14, 2009
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2.
That most excited form of dick you get that lets you go the distance like superman. You get in just that mindframe that gives you unlimited penile superpowers. You get in the game, go on nonstop, and bang that girl's box out before you can even think about bustin' ya nutz.
"I boned that ho like Porno Dick" - Jaime Madrox (Phatso Earth 2)
by XG-Raven July 01, 2010
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