Porno music slash comment time

What me and your mother do each night while reading through your comments.

Speaking of sucking, it's porno music slash comment time...

Porno music slash comment time by Natalie Tran August 22, 2011

Porn Coma 

A porn coma is when you masturbate and a large amount of time passes without you realizing. This usually makes you stupidly late for important events.

"Where the hell have you been?! You've missed half the movie..."

"I slipped into a porn coma..."

Porn Coma by Johnny Concrete May 5, 2010

Porn Computer 

a personal computer, either in the form of a laptop or desktop, usually infected with other viruses, for example cyber herpes, and/or is lacking in memory or in need of major repairs, that has been dedicated for the consumption and/or viewing of porn.

"Don't ever say I didn't buy you anything," said Joey, "I gave you a porn computer for your personal entertainment needs."

Porn Computer by mes1983 December 27, 2009

Music and Porn Computer 

An old laptop or desktop computer used soley for downloading shady porn and illegal music so as not to lose anythign important if and when it gets hit with a nasty virus.

Yo Giselle why you got two computers?

This laptop is where I do all of my importnat stuff like keep track of hair and nail appointments. And this one is my music and porn computer where I store all my pics from Tom's secret locker room cam.

Music and Porn Computer by artgod33 February 20, 2009

Pornocom 

pawrn-noh-kom

-noun
1. The computer you exclusively use for watching pornography.

2. A computer which, due to circumstances, is useful for nothing other than watching porn (likely due to watching too much porn on it in the first place).

"I re-appropriated my laptop as my pornocom. It's slow as hell and can't run anything well anymore. It's good for nothing but porn."

"I watched so much porn on this computer, I can't use it for anything else. It even smells musky now, so I can't even bring it out in public. It's now my new pornocom.

Pornocom by F.lee October 24, 2010

Come without porn 

Taking on a difficult task.

Synonymous to successful masturbation without pornography.

"I've always been a shy guy but I think she'll go out with me if I ask politely."
-- "All things are possible if you can come without porn."

"If I can come without porn I can get a 4.0"

"She won't give me a blumkin unless you believe in coming without porn"

Come without porn by Yahoo! Answers Phil J November 8, 2009