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3 definitions by artgod33

1. Muppet Hands
A person wearing fleece or knit gloves.

What it feels like shaking someones hands with fleece gloves on.
How'd you total your car?

I forgot to take my gloves off after I scraped my windshield and my muppet hands couldn't grip the wheel going around that corner.
muppet gloves fleece hands muppet hands
by artgod33 Dec 31, 2008 add a video
2. North and South
Puking and diarreah at the same time. Can be from either a sickness like the flu or from a really bad hangover.
Johan couldn't pay someone enough to clean the bathroom after a 6 hour bout of the north and souths after drinking the entire bottle of Jager the night before.
puke diarreah north south sick hangover
by artgod33 Jan 21, 2009 add a video
3. Music and Porn Computer
May 24, 2012 Urban Word of the Day
An old laptop or desktop computer used soley for downloading shady porn and illegal music so as not to lose anythign important if and when it gets hit with a nasty virus.
Yo Giselle why you got two computers?

This laptop is where I do all of my importnat stuff like keep track of hair and nail appointments. And this one is my music and porn computer where I store all my pics from Tom's secret locker room cam.
porn music computer virus my nuts
by artgod33 Feb 20, 2009 add a video
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