pornk

pork that has been cooked to sexually arrousing perfection.

chef 1: dude that pork tenderloin today was the work of a genius. definitely pornk level

chef 2: oh, for sure man, i swined all over myself

by Mattman the Incredible October 27, 2009

Pornking

An alpha that absolutely fucks bugs with his pin dick. Derivative of ham.

My top G is an absolute pornking yo!?!?!?

by penilebovineperson January 2, 2023