2 definitions by Mattman the Incredible

Wheel Finger

the act of flipping someone off while still keeping a firm grip on the steering wheel. the wheel finger is used often as a married woman's go to move. This action will typically result in laughter by the receiver

haha wow, i dont think she likes your driving, shes giving us the wheel finger

by Mattman the Incredible January 30, 2010

pornk

pork that has been cooked to sexually arrousing perfection.

chef 1: dude that pork tenderloin today was the work of a genius. definitely pornk level

chef 2: oh, for sure man, i swined all over myself

by Mattman the Incredible October 27, 2009