Pornasticate

To put off all other activities for the sake of watching pornography.

Person A: Hey, I haven't finished these TPS reports because I can't quit watching porn.

Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.

Pornasticate by Jordan A. Ray August 9, 2008

Pornastrophe 

A cataclysm of pornography; can be defined as a pornado gone terribly wrong.

When one tries to chase the furry porn rabbit too far down the vaginal rabbit hole. The interwebs take their revenge with a unrelenting fury of pop ups and spyware, ranging from horse porn, and bukakke to pedophilia and Shitting Dick Nipples.

Me: WTF are you doing in there? Why is my internet having a lagtasm?

Brown: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Me: Aw shit, it sounds like you're having a pornastrophe in there.

Brown: KILL IT, KILL IT WIFF FIAR!

Me: Have fun with Windows Anti-Virus 2009.......

Pornastrophe by RackTranquility September 25, 2010

porktastic 

Porktastic is basically someone who is a little on the porky side (or just plain old fat).

'That bird you snogged last night was porktastic!'

porktastic by Tandy February 10, 2006

pronasty 

Something so good that it is of a professional level of excellence.

"Those rhymes last night were pronasty!"

pronasty by Bruce F. May 16, 2006

punknasty 

The act of taking someone's backback, removing its contents, turning the aforementioned backpack inside out, replacing the contents, and zipping it shut.

"Dude, Johnny just left his backback unatended. Let's Punknasty that shit!"

"Haha, you just got punknastied, fool!"

punknasty by Maximus Lloyd November 25, 2007

pornasty 

Pornogrphy that you regret watching or refuse to watch.

I clicked on a link and saw some pornasty stuff with a chicken, a she-male and a spatula, so I will not be going back to that site!

I don't go to that site, because it is pornasty, and i don't want to see that stuff!

pornasty by Susheelover November 10, 2013

pervnasty

An especially nasty pervert.

I can't believe he said that; what a pervnasty!

pervnasty by DTH June 18, 2008