A co-porker is a female who enjoys sleeping with married men at work. They can hardly be called a co-worker as that would imply that work is being accomplished. Rather, they spend their time porking. Co-porkers are usually trashy and have herpes.
"My husband treats his office like most men treat a pick-up bar. He always seems to find the office co-porker within two weeks of beginning a new job."
"Colleen is the office co-porker, go ahead and take a shot at her, the rest of us already have."
"Colleen is the office co-porker, go ahead and take a shot at her, the rest of us already have."
by Meg Kelso October 5, 2006
Someone who repeatedly has sexual intercourse with a donkey. Or a synonym for dumbass, moron, retard, asshole, jerk, or bastard.
by Merchant August 6, 2005
When someone commits the sexual act of holding someones eyes open with crocodile clips as you give them pink eye, then proceeding to fill each of their hole with a formula of semen to carolina reaper sauce 1:19 then eat it out of them with a used McFlurry spoon.
by MiracleManMeat April 28, 2023
by music93man September 26, 2011
Holy crap!! Did you see that girl Chris brought home? Yeah, she was huge, I had no idea he was a porker puncher.
by Hop-a-long July 27, 2010
An individual who has a fettish for those who are morbidally obese, could also refer to a keen lover of bacon.
by Lawrence Accardi and Amez September 7, 2008
A woman who is extremely hefty (overweight) who is abnormally attractive to the male species. If she was skinny she would be potentially really HOT.
by RobbieWalker July 26, 2011