by Analsworth March 7, 2021
by shoVel July 21, 2004
by Takoti August 17, 2005
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by greg stocker October 30, 2006
by Andrew May 8, 2003
a porker is a female that says she is going to stop eating and brags about how much she goes to the gym to her other fat or ugly friends, but in truth she goes home every day, sits on the couch, watches soap operas, eats all the african kids food, and suffocates one of her many cats. she then repetively asks others if her clothes make her look fat. a porker has no real social life, and she is often unintelligent because she let herself become such a porker.
a man can never be called a porker, only a female.
a man can never be called a porker, only a female.
porker: hey, do these jeans make me look fat?
(What an average bystander says): oh, not at all. just don't touch my poutine.
(What they should have said): bitch git on dat treadmill. i want to boil fries in your sweat you porkin bitch!
(What an average bystander says): oh, not at all. just don't touch my poutine.
(What they should have said): bitch git on dat treadmill. i want to boil fries in your sweat you porkin bitch!
by kristov June 20, 2006