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porkeling 

1. a male exploring a females nether regions with his.
2. a man rooting around between a woman's legs with his manhood.
3. "That's like when you go snorkeling with your ..." - Denny Crane
"I can still remember the first time Bev let me go porkeling."
porkeling by ST_PoundCake October 17, 2008

Porkling 

Like snorkling, but when you 'snorkel' in a woman's genitalia. Oral sex on a woman.

Aka Cunnilingus, muff diving.
"I still remember the first time Bev let me go porkling..." - Denny Crane
Porkling by Twallas McGee December 13, 2009

porkeling 

As coined by Denny Crane (Boston Legal), porkeling is the imitation of snorkeling in a sexual conext.
His penis was porkeling toward her vagina as though he were exploring the great barrier reef
porkeling by Thomas J April 4, 2006

purelling 

When you take a bottle of Purell Sanitary Disinfectant, and spray its contents over an unexpecting victim.
Hey Evan, i hear you were purelling Frank in english class.
HaHaHaHa!!! He got soo pissed.
purelling by M4RT1NCH0 February 7, 2007

Pokeling 

Pokeling is the act of poking someone vigorously to achieve the effect of a tickle.
If he wont stop pokeling me I may laugh so hard I cry.
Pokeling by DRawks October 11, 2010

Porcelingus 

Female version of a Blumpkin: Performing cunnilingus on a female while she defecates
Did you hear? Jack White gave Meg porcelingus before their show the other night. The mic he used now smells like fish & shit!
Porcelingus by Mikenstein July 1, 2008