porkeling

1. a male exploring a females nether regions with his.
2. a man rooting around between a woman's legs with his manhood.
3. "That's like when you go snorkeling with your ..." - Denny Crane

"I can still remember the first time Bev let me go porkeling."

by ST_PoundCake August 24, 2008

porkeling

As coined by Denny Crane (Boston Legal), porkeling is the imitation of snorkeling in a sexual conext.

His penis was porkeling toward her vagina as though he were exploring the great barrier reef

by Thomas J March 21, 2006

Porkel

A snorkel for when the pussy is too wet and drowning becomes a legitimate concern

She was so wet I needed my Porkel to breathe

by Wannaband23 July 2, 2015

Porkel

When the use of a snorkel is needed to breathe while performing oral sex on a very large person; a "porker"

Daniel: So Luis, did you hit it last night? I heard Bonnie has that good wap.
Luis: Well yea, but I had to porkel her. That bitch fat!
Jordan: Oh, been there, done that.

by Phyliss Dildo August 26, 2021