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"when i was a lad i was a cavalier amonst pork swordsmen!"
by pax Sep 18, 2003 share this
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The large fleshy thing between a man's legs. More commonly known as a penis
A whore would say "Whoa, you are hung. That's the biggest pork sword I have ever seen on a customer"
by dahmer, jeffrey Jan 24, 2003 share this
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The male genitalia or most widely known as the penis
I unsheathed my pork sword and thrusted it into her quivering quip
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by LABS Nov 7, 2005 share this
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a man's pride. his chunk of meat hanging down between his legs.
Put that Pork Sword away this minute! ur gonna have somebody's eye out with it!
by D. Hine Nov 19, 2003 share this
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Wow what a big PORK SWORD!!!!!!!

His Pork sword was speckled... I think he has been dipping into the cooter crickets!!!
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by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown Feb 3, 2008 share this
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friend 1: yo remember that girl bucko from school?

friend 2: yeah bro i remember her why?

friend 1: well she came over my house and sucked my pork sword saturday night

friend 2: you lucky bastard! figures you get your dick sucked b4 i do.
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by MeEzY the mane Jan 17, 2009 share this
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Part of the male anatomy
Last night i was sharpening the pork sword
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