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Super fly! Funny, witty, and friendly.Not to be messed with on a bad day less u want to be wolverined!
Person 1: Boy, that Porchea sure is fun to be around, but what's wrong with her today?

Person2: Don't mess around and get wolverined!
Porchea by Tramacat April 6, 2010

nipple pouches

Big heavy dense sacs of breast meat hanging from a girls shoulders on the front side of her body, under her head.
Look at that that girl! She is cute and she has big, swinging nipple pouches
When you’re outside with your buddies and you’re sitting on the front porch or the back porch or really any sided porch, and you crack open a cold brewski with the broskies and start havin those conversations about that asshole coworker or Sally down the street who you just found out is the reason you’re now all Igloo buddies. And then the next day you can’t wait to do it all over again, only this time in order to summon the troops you send out the rallying cry, “Hey, wanna have a porcher?”
Richard: “Hey Dick, how are ya now?”
Dick: “Oh ya know, got a lot on my mind
Richard: “Wanna talk it over a porcher?”
Porcher by djnd August 1, 2019
a. baller, one who is ballin'
b. an extremely cool individual who appears to have lots of luxury at their disposal
c. Daria and Gillian...don't ask.
Rihanna and T.I. are porchesas. When I look at them it makes me wish that I was as porchesa as those porchesas. I envy their porchesa-ness.

It's pronounced por-chay-sa
porchesa by Gilliaria212 January 6, 2009

mitrophondick prochestyrun 

When there’s no word to describe a certain person. Basically every word in the dictionary merged into one.
Person 1: Did you see what Nico said today?
Person 2: I rather not talk about it. That kid is a total mitrophondick prochestyrun.

Portchester Slam 

When you're fucking a girl doggy style and about to cum you pull out and jizz on your hand while spitting on the girls back. When she turns around thinking you jizzed on her back you belt her with the cum-hand.
1) I was in westchester and she a hoe so she got a port chester slam.

2) Guy A) Did you hear that sound?
Guy B) Yeah Mike Portchester slammed Grace, you could hear it for miles!
Portchester Slam by Chris DP3 October 13, 2010