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Portalphile 

Sexual feelings directed towards the popular youtuber Portal Slayer
I'll be honest guys, I'm a portalphile
Portalphile by reefreefreefreef February 19, 2023

pornophile 

"Hey Janet, could we move the sales meeting to the conference room? The pornophile across from my office is watching a three-way on his widescreen."

"It's nine thirty in the morning."

"It's porno, Janet, not gin."
pornophile by Harris Bergstein December 19, 2006

phallo-photo-portaphilia

The urge to place ones penis inside a light socket
I tell ya jimmy there are some strange fettishes out there like the other day online there was an entire section devoted to phallo-photo-portaphilia

Percyphile 

A person who regularly simps for underage girls (~14 and under) on Discord and Teamspeak, and has tried for 4 years to try to become their ultimate form, a discord moderator.
Did you see that percyphile in the discord server the other night? Pretty cringe.
Percyphile by percyphile June 10, 2021

podiaphile 

One who gets extremely aroused by feet, or any part of the foot.
"This guy totally get's off on my feet, what a freakin' podiaphile."

"Sammy Andrews is a well known podiaphile and has been convicted upwards of 37 times. He is being released from prison today and may be moving into your neighborhood. As a warning, do not go out without shoes or socks on, and never, I repeat never let the smell of toe jam out of you house."
podiaphile by Eric Blair March 26, 2005

Portalphile 

Someone who is sexually aroused by one or multiple aspects of the Portal video game series cannon, and commonly uses the internet to search out Rule 34 pertaining to the game. They may also contribute their own erotic fanart and fanfiction to Portalphile fansites such as portal-after-dark.tumblr.com. The fetish can be due to a wide variety of reasons, ranging from robosexuality/technophilia, to perceiving certain aspects of the game (such as the nature of Testing Euphoria or appearance of Conversion Gel) as suggestive, to just plain thinking all the wires and cables are a good springboard for tentacle porn. Other reasons can be based in innocent crushes as many of the game's iconic characters (specifically GLaDOS and Wheatley) have cult followings by their respective opposite sexes.
"Ack! Why does Dan's desktop have a cartoon of a giant robot ramming a cable up that female inmate's..."
"He's a Portalphile. It's a long story; let's just close the lid, okay?"