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46. poptart
A poptart refers to a person whos musical, fashion and other tastes is dependant on what is popular at the time.
For example people whom only listen to Top40, throw out their CD's when they aren't in anymore and rate their clothes by which famous people wear similar styles not on what they like.
People who only like music made in the last 5 years are poptarts, also known as posers.
That guy dresses like a Goth but he listens to Simple Plan, what a poptart.

That girl only listens to INXS because they had a show on MTV, she is a poptart.

EMINEMs fans are all poptarts.
1. poptart
Food to the Gods
God eats poptarts
by Sam Kimport Oct 27, 2003 add a video
2. poptart
the single item of food that got me through college
ive only got 4 poptarts left for the next 2 weeks im gonna die
by heightofhysteria Oct 17, 2003 add a video
3. Poptart
N;
1. A stereotypically ditzy, preppy sort of girl (usually in high school) concerned with little more than how long it'll take her nails to dry, whether or not Muffy is fucking her boyfriend, and when Britney Spears' next single is coming out.
2. Any obvious fan of bubblegum pop music.
God, I have a headache. This hallway's crawling with fucking poptarts.
by Kitteh May 7, 2005 add a video
4. poptart
hard on the surface, but soft in the middle. a person who wants others to perceive them as hardcore, but in reality, this person is really a little bitch.
you a poptart. i eat you for breakfast.
by wreckage Feb 10, 2003 add a video
5. Poptart
Some one of simple nature that does not have the basic instincts to navigate themselves through life.
Bromandudeguy1: Why is Simple Jack eating toothpaste?
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.
6. poptart

pop one of those bad boys in the toaster or microwave..and BAM you got yourself a snack
poptarts come in chocolate, s'mores, strawberry, apple, blueberry, sprinkles on top etc...

too many to name.
7. poptart
The best fucking shit you will ever taste in your life.
Dude, why did you eat my fucking poptart?
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