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dry as a popcorn fart 

Dry as the desert. Lacking all moisture. Usually used when describing an extremely hot day, or really overcooked food. Gives the same feeling as when particularly dry food gets caught in your throat.
Good Lord! This chicken is as dry as a popcorn fart!
dry as a popcorn fart by GSDlover January 21, 2018

popcorn fart 

The rapid firing of several small farts, that when done correctly, sounds quite similar to a small mouse riding through the house on a motorcycle. Putt putt putt putt putt!
Mother: Um, Junior... do I hear someone passing a series of popcorn farts?

Junior: No Mother, that's just a little mouse riding through the house on a motorcycle.
popcorn fart by janedough March 5, 2008

popcorn fart 

With the market these days if you own anything but real estate you own a popcorn fart.
popcorn fart by scottlmay September 30, 2004

popcorn fart 

something that is very dry.
a peice of bread without butter or water can be drier than a popcorn fart.
popcorn fart by wik the wokker October 26, 2003

non-popcornatarian 

Someone who does not eat popcorn strictly because they hate that it gets stuck in their teeth.
"Man, why didn't she eat any popcorn at the movies yesterday?"
"Dude, she's a non-popcornatarian!"
"Oh"

popcornmare 

The fact that you don't like to share your ration of popcorn in the cinema with your new gf, and that ruins the whole date and movie.
Dude 1: What about your date with Camilla...

Dude 2: Terrible! It's been a popcornmare.

Dude 1: You know, you can't play with food!
popcornmare by greg0891 November 25, 2009