The ultimate musical sacrilege.
Made by soulless businessmen in the Record Label industry, these rats often hire attractive people (movie actors, models, homeless people or whatever) with a decent voice (Mostly hardcore fucked by autotune to sound nice) to sing their lifeless songs for them. They also utilize flashy videos (Which covers up the mess called the "lyrics") featuring the "artist's" heavily-edited abs or fake buttcheeks (Sometimes, they even go full birthday suit...) with dancers doing brothel shit. (It's often lewd as Hell.) Combine it with proven-and-tested "catchy rhythm and melodies" (For boosting the hype of the listener) and intense marketing, it becomes a cash cow for the company who produces it, with views beating both Rock and Art Music combined, and has a popularity rate that is higher than Burj Khalifa.
It preys on the clueless teenagers (Mostly young ladies) with its hype generator, love/edgy lyrics and attractive "artists", harboring tons of money through concert tickets and online albums. It poisons the minds of people through the radio and streaming platforms repeating it again and again, until the populace says it's a good one.
It rips your soul away in every repetition on the radio. It makes you stupid in every lyric. It manipulates you in every beat.
This is Pop Music.
Made by soulless businessmen in the Record Label industry, these rats often hire attractive people (movie actors, models, homeless people or whatever) with a decent voice (Mostly hardcore fucked by autotune to sound nice) to sing their lifeless songs for them. They also utilize flashy videos (Which covers up the mess called the "lyrics") featuring the "artist's" heavily-edited abs or fake buttcheeks (Sometimes, they even go full birthday suit...) with dancers doing brothel shit. (It's often lewd as Hell.) Combine it with proven-and-tested "catchy rhythm and melodies" (For boosting the hype of the listener) and intense marketing, it becomes a cash cow for the company who produces it, with views beating both Rock and Art Music combined, and has a popularity rate that is higher than Burj Khalifa.
It preys on the clueless teenagers (Mostly young ladies) with its hype generator, love/edgy lyrics and attractive "artists", harboring tons of money through concert tickets and online albums. It poisons the minds of people through the radio and streaming platforms repeating it again and again, until the populace says it's a good one.
It rips your soul away in every repetition on the radio. It makes you stupid in every lyric. It manipulates you in every beat.
This is Pop Music.
Brittany: would you like to listen to Beyonce?
Dyl: I would rather sniff my own shit than to listen to pop music.
Dyl: I would rather sniff my own shit than to listen to pop music.
by Some Guy in the Tavern October 11, 2023
a sacrilegious genre of music most known for its unironically mainstream lyrics, music video and fanbase. purely sacrilegious and lamentable.
by leviathan03 April 12, 2022
overused music that is played on the radio about 400,000 times in your parent's car, your bus driver car, and on your favorite radio most of the time. Sometimes they are even played in the wrong time like when your depressed while the radio is plays Ed Sheeran
Kid gets depressed inside the bus because he got bullied
Radio: now we are going to play pop music which would be Ed Sheeran Perfect even though its 3:00 PM!
Kid: Now I wanna kill myself
Radio: now we are going to play pop music which would be Ed Sheeran Perfect even though its 3:00 PM!
Kid: Now I wanna kill myself
by M00000100 December 29, 2018
an abomination of noise
by BeZhinga August 17, 2019
Pop music is the marriage of repetitive beats and crappy lyrics. It usually takes little to no musical knowledge to write and produce a pop song. Pop music gets unnecessary hype a lot of the times. The people who listens to pop music are usually aged between 10-16 years old or retarded people with no musical knowledge.
1. Hey, quit playing that stupid pop music on your radio. Play this avenged sevenfold song instead, and once you’re done listening to them, you’ll be in love with the band and you may proceed to shove that Billie Eilish cd up someone’s anus.
2.OMGGGG, they are playing Nikki Minaj on the radio now, shut up so I can listen to her song. - a 12 year old girl with no brain cells telling her parents to shut up so she can listen to Nikki Minaj in the car
2.OMGGGG, they are playing Nikki Minaj on the radio now, shut up so I can listen to her song. - a 12 year old girl with no brain cells telling her parents to shut up so she can listen to Nikki Minaj in the car
by Guitar solo February 6, 2021
A type of popular contemporary music, just like jazz, folk, r&b, rock n roll, ect. Pop music is the traditional type of popular contemporary music. In fact it is popular in every culture, it is the most popular kind of music. The content is normally about stuff that you can't see, such as love.
by Dogmilk57 Nightcore January 13, 2021