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poodollar 

Taking a 1 dollar bill and using human poo if possible, or dog poo, smearing it on the dollar and placing it on the ground in a public place preferably with drunk people(concerts, sporting events, college campus) and wait for someone to pick it up
We placed the poodollar down in the parking lot of the concert and a drunk kid came by and put it in his pocket
poodollar by Ethan Oster September 17, 2003

polypular leprechaun

1.)A sessile demon shaped like a leprechaun with no legs that is expelled from the anus. It is easily smashed by rocks or feet. Or anything.
"Quick, smash that polypular leprechaun before it produces medusae!"
polypular leprechaun by Musashi October 31, 2004

poopularity contest 

When a dude proudly displays the size of his unusually large shit to another man or group of men, to gain pride and respect among his fellow bros.
A typical poopularity contest:

Andrew: "Hey John, check out the size of this enormous SHIT i took!!! You wont believe that this thing actually came out of my ass!!! I... I think its moving..."

John: "Ill be right there, bro......... Whoa, i bet that weighs more than a baby, good one dude, keep up the good work. Let me take a picture so I can post it to my twitter..."

Poopoolar 

Someone who thinks they are popular but whose presence makes you think of poo
George is so self-colfident; that poor little bastard is just poopoolar
Poopoolar by Melpomene August 11, 2008

poodollar 

A dollar bill smeared with poo, strategically placed to be picked up by an unsuspecting bypasser.
"When my friend picked up that dollar bill off the floor everyone started changing poodollar poodollar poodollar" ~Andrew O'Connell
poodollar by Danielle June 14, 2003

Poopular Alphabet

A is for annoying, always dissing what is "odd".

B is for booty, the second only thing they think about.

C is for cheat, their only talent.

D is for their grade point average, must I say anymore?

E is for everyone, who they are trying to please.

F is for "fag", what they call what is different.

G is for "Gods", that which they think they are.

H is for humane, that which they don't care about.

I is for individuality, that which they don't have.

J is for jokes that they play on other people.

K is for kool, for the ones who can't spell.

L is for lame, the point which they fear.

M is for misinformed, thinking that being popular is the most important thing.

N is fir no respect, what they give others.

O is for opaque, cause you can see right through them.

P is for pressure, the kind that they put on each other.

Q is for quite loud, for they are never quiet.

R is for ridicule, what they do to everyone else.

S is for simple, they see only in black and white.

T is for torment, what they do on a daily basis.

U is for universal, for they are EVERYWHERE!!!

V is for vindictive, what more can I say.

W is for window licker, 'cause most have a low GPA.

X is for (e)x-girlfriends, of which they have plenty.

Y is for you, that which they don't care for.

Z is for zero, how many the world wants!!!
Person 1: Hey, that guy totally matches the Emo alphabet!!! Lol!!!
Person 2: And you are starting to match the Poopular alphabet.... I'm outta here!!!