2 definitions by Mitch_GK

Pooster-Tail

When you shit yourself while riding your bicycle, and said shit hits your back tire then sprays upwards leaving a rooster tail pattern of shit up your back.

I had a greasy breakfast before that long bike ride which led to a Pooster-Tail. I feel bad for the guy behind me...

by Mitch_GK August 27, 2022

Cannoli Hopper

Penis

I told you to take your vatican city hands off my sons Cannoli Hopper.

by Mitch_GK August 30, 2021