Top Definition
A parent of a new baby who is obsessed by their child's bowel movements (i.e. every new parent).
A: Crispin hasn't done a poo in three days; I'm waiting for a big one.
B: I'm eating my breakfast goshdarnit - you are such a poostalker!
#poo #baby #parents #obsessive #poohstalker
by numbershaper May 27, 2010
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