Pooptext

(Verb) The act of sending text messages to others while defecating.

(Noun) A text message sent to another while you yourself are actively engaged in the act of defecating.

(Verb) At the rest area, bob decided to pooptext his entire contact list.

(Noun) Jim had trouble not guffawing as he received a pooptext from bob during the important office meeting.

Pooptext by Just bob with a lower case "b" March 7, 2009

Pooplexed 

Confused as shit.

Dude, do you understand that woman?

Nope, she has me pooplexed.

Pooplexed by onehandcrabbing April 25, 2013

Poopiteted 

The act of making up a word due to either sleep deprivation, caffeine withdrawal or it just being late in the day

This Monday has me totally poopiteted after a weekend without relaxation.

Poopiteted by ashyash_xyz May 15, 2023

pootexter 

One who is pretending to be in the bathroom taking a crunch but is actually secretly texting someone.

Jane: Sally, where did your boyfriend go?
Sally: He thinks I don't know but he in the bathroom pootexting his next booty call. He's such a friggin pootexter.
Jane: What an asshole!

pootexter by JoJo_Love June 18, 2010

pooptester 

Pooptester: one who tests poop

"Hey look at Alaina pooptesting!" "Yeah she does that a lot, she's a pooptester"

pooptester by MZ101 August 29, 2010