poopshavemasturbathing

It's an usual male bathing ritual: first you take a shit, then jack off, then shave yourself, so finally you take a shower.

Bro 1: Hey man, why did it take you so long in the bathroom?
Bro 2: Cause I took a poopshavemasturbathing.

poopshavemasturbathing by blacktimots June 12, 2015

poopshoes

a petty insult, equivalent to calling someone a nonce, an idiot, a dummy, a meanie...etc. Originated by one Peter Vites in high school. I'm pretty sure this is the only thing he ever said to me over the course of four years. It's brilliant.

Joe: Tammy, that dress looks horrible on you and it makes your butt look so fat!
Tammy: Joe, you poopshoes!

poopshoes by theoriginalpoopshoes January 15, 2014

Poopshower

A poop immediately followed by a shower. Poopshowers are preferable done completely naked for maximum freedom. This is sometimes termed the naked poopshower though "naked" is often left off because it's implied and thus poopshower is synonomous with naked poopshower.

Usually a noun but can be used as a verb.

Other variants include:

Powerpoopshower -Poop combined with a power shower (1 beer consumed during the shower)

Doublepowerpoopshower -1 beer before/ during pooping followed by a power shower thus 2 beers are consumed total

Open Door Poopshower - Leaving doors open during a poopshower to ensure maximum freedom and usually to watch TV during the poop.

The Holy Grail of poopshowers is the ever elusive poopshowerbeejnap. Which as you can guess is a poopshower followed directly by a blowjob which inevitably leads to a nap. To truly achieve Nirvana the nap must be solo.

"I am so stoked for this epic poopshower I'm about to take"

"Alright, I'm going to go to dinner, poopshower, and do some homework"

Poopshower by thechop123 August 1, 2009

Poopshoe 

Poopshoe: when someone unknowingly walks around with dog or cat poo on the bottom of thier shoes .

Oh my god ! Do you have poopshoe again !

Poopshoe by Frymcfly May 23, 2025

The PoopShivers 

The point at which you have held your poop in for so long that your body begins to shiver at random.

"Hey do you need a blanket? You look kind of cold."
"Oh no, I'm fine, I just have The PoopShivers."

The PoopShivers by BigJamie88 July 30, 2016