Poopgaming 

To bring a mobile gaming device into the bathroom and play while taking a shit.

Magnus: "Dan, where have you been the last 20 minutes?"
Dan: "I was poopgaming and got a new high score!"

Poopgaming by Noia July 1, 2011

poop racing

the act of deficating on 45° waxed paper slides, with the goal being to have the fastest poo down the 'chute'.
athletes take care to prepare their feces in advance, to be streamlined, yet sluppery.
racers can choose from slalom, time trial, or side by side racing.

shooting poop for all your worth, racing poop down a sluppry slide for death or glory. "poop racing"

poop racing by rndmvoo February 20, 2009

Poopreading 

The act of proofreading a paper or memoir on the shitter. The toliet offers a much more comfortable- and some times luxurious- alternative to confining oneself to a stuffy office or desk in order to correct a student's or colleague's work.

Person: Finally, I finished this fucking paper. Can you look it over for me and make sure I didn't make any spelling errors?
Friend of Person: Sure thing. I feel a monster dump coming on so I don't mind Poopreading your paper.

Poopreading by Keeeeeeen March 30, 2009

Poopbating

1) taking a shit so long, you could masturbate at the same time
2) masturbating while pooping

man what's taking that fool so long? Oh he's probably thinking about BFJC and poopbating.

Poopbating by kangtommy November 6, 2014

poopmaxing

When one decides to hold in their poop as they believe holding in their own fences grants them more nutrients

Jack-How do you look so ripped!?
Daniel-I started poopmaxing to keep all my nutrients

poopmaxing by Ac1d_tr1p January 9, 2024

poopmaxing

Holding your feces in for as long as humanly possible for a satisfying,swift poop.

You look real bloated. Are you poopmaxing?

poopmaxing by Looksmaxing wizard March 21, 2024

Poopating

Action of doing a poop...

Given how "poopsing" doesn't roll of the tongue as well, and "poop-ing" is too informal, and since there is not #2 word that matches "Urinating"; "Poopating" becomes a great coloquial replacement.

It is also slighly funny to say...

Excuse me! I am poopating!

Poopating by Guisrt May 29, 2026