The highly grotesque act of leaving excrement on the seat of a public restroom toilet, in hopes that a desperate individual will unknowingly sit in it and be covered in poo.
I left a pooptrap in the restroom at McDonalds and a fat man, rushing to the toilet, fell into the trap!
Nasty ass toilet paper, mainly at work, that has finger prints of the asshole before you that got their finger dirty while wiping and left their mark behind for you to discover.
taking a shit in heaven while your blazed out of your mind to the sky. THe shit being so heavy it falls directly into hell and hits a demon on the head, this demon in turn throws the poop back up to heaven, but it dosnt completely reach. No no no it gets lost on a crazy journey through time, space, and the atmosphere and saved a couple babies. But this poop dosth land once again in the blue moon of the seventh hour when frodo appears out of the mist of Gloorghoom, and emits a stench so dismal it makes even the most pure water... Turn into pure puresome. Or some might say PIERCE BROSNAM, JAUMAICA BOND, OR SHANNLEY LEANGLITHS. may also turn into Michael Smearington, bob bowboa, bob bowmanson, Norman the mormanwhoseborninafloorbinthemorninonhestartedwhorinmichaeljordan
onthefiftofmay.