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1. pooper scooper
A gay male who enters into a relationship with another gay male solely for monetary gain; A gay gold digger.
Do you think Barney Frank's boy toy is in it for his looks? Of course not. He's a pooper scooper.
2. pooper scooper
A device similar to a dustpan or miniature shovel, used to pick up dog droppings during a dogwalk. A long attached handle relieves the operator from having to bend over. Usually a spring-activated flap (controlled by a squeezegrip at the top of the handle) is manually opened and closed on the leading edge of the blade during the catch, preventing the poop from rolling out. Use of the pooper scooper is considered good etiquette, and with a bit of practice resembles a golf putt or croquet strike.
I'm totally into using the pooper scooper when walking Smokey. It's like he never took a dump!
3. Pooper Scooper
When one manages to fit an entire had up one's own, or a sexual partner's rectum.
Yeah, I knew she was a proper skank. I mean, she let me do the pooper scooper, and I have big hands!
4. pooper scooper
a type of person who collects human feces for erotic pleasure.

in rare cases of agoraphobic pooper scoopers, some have been known to create a mixture of their freshest fecal finds with large quantities of transvestite semen to create a home made shampoo as part of their ritual preparation for public outings as a means of repelling 'normal' humans.
t-bag: yo, i heard the commissioner has called a meeting this sunday for the dolphins game.

g-money: that's cool, but i sure hope rodney doesn't come. he's a nasty, stinky pooper scooper.

gucci boots: how's he always hangin with them super-fine amazonian hunnies wit his hed smellin like SHIT.

DD: those hunnies ain't hunnies, man.

commish: he, he, he, he, ...!

5. pooper scooper
a beard
pooper scooper; also know as a mans beard when eating a girl out.
6. pooper scooper
Someone who works at a vet clinic and cleans up all the defecation from the kenneled animals.
I worked at LAHC as a pooper scooper for two years and accidently ate a butt nugget once.
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7. Pooper Scooper
vb; the act of inserting four fingers into the female rectum, and the remaining thumb into the vaginal cavity moving the hand upward in a scooping motion.
yo that bitch was trippin' last night so i hit her with the pooper scooper and she chille.
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