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a type of person who collects human feces for erotic pleasure.

in rare cases of agoraphobic pooper scoopers, some have been known to create a mixture of their freshest fecal finds with large quantities of transvestite semen to create a home made shampoo as part of their ritual preparation for public outings as a means of repelling 'normal' humans.
t-bag: yo, i heard the commissioner has called a meeting this sunday for the dolphins game.

g-money: that's cool, but i sure hope rodney doesn't come. he's a nasty, stinky pooper scooper.

gucci boots: how's he always hangin with them super-fine amazonian hunnies wit his hed smellin like SHIT.

DD: those hunnies ain't hunnies, man.

commish: he, he, he, he, ...!

by Pirates Treasure October 13, 2006
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