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poopnap. noun. Taking a long time in the bathroom at work so your co-workers think you're pooping but really you're taking a nap in the stall to kill time. Poopnaps last anywhere from 5-20 minutes in length. It helps to make a pooping joke as you re-enter the office. For example "I don't know what the hell I ate last night but its killin me"
"I had to kill an hour at work before I could go home for the day so I took a poopnap."

"I was WAY too hungover to do work, so I went and took a poopnap"

"My co-workers think I have IBS but really, I just like poopnaps"
Poopnap by thatmandb April 29, 2010

poopcopter 

A circular movement with a sock containing human faeces (ref 'Poopsock') and once in a while spats of human faeces will fly out, colliding other objects in the vicinity.
A: W00t, Look I'm a poopcopter!!! GOING round and round.
B: Hey look, a poopcopter! Ah, cr*p, poop on my shirt
poopcopter by Toverfee November 30, 2013

poopapalooza 

1) Pooping frequently in a short amount of time.

2) Large amounts of poop in a confined space or area.
1) That burrito was a ticket to my own poopapalooza.

2) Dang, brother - pick up after your dog. Your backyard is a poopapalooza.
poopapalooza by nifer April 21, 2006
Pronounced ( pop-cap-ex), this new slang word is used when expressing the idea that a guy lied about the size of his penis. He popped the cap about his Xtra large ding dong-atrong.
“Bruh, not only is he acting sus, I think he’s also pulling a PopCapX on those girls.“
PopCapX by CharleLeeTruth May 18, 2021

Poopscapade 

multiple poops coming out in a short period of time.
after drinking many pbr's the previous night, i went on a intense poopscapade the following morning.
Poopscapade by M&Attack April 11, 2010

Poopclap 

A poopclap is what happens when a turd rockets out of your asshole and into the toilet, and the impacted water splashes onto your ass cheeks
Dude, I just had an awesome poopclap during 4th period!
Poopclap by sophiethebophie August 10, 2017