poopnap. noun. Taking a long time in the bathroom at work so your co-workers think you're pooping but really you're taking a nap in the stall to kill time. Poopnaps last anywhere from 5-20 minutes in length. It helps to make a pooping joke as you re-enter the office. For example "I don't know what the hell I ate last night but its killin me"
"I had to kill an hour at work before I could go home for the day so I took a poopnap."
"I was WAY too hungover to do work, so I went and took a poopnap"
"My co-workers think I have IBS but really, I just like poopnaps"
A circular movement with a sock containing human faeces (ref 'Poopsock') and once in a while spats of human faeces will fly out, colliding other objects in the vicinity.
A: W00t, Look I'm a poopcopter!!! GOING round and round.
B: Hey look, a poopcopter! Ah, cr*p, poop on my shirt
Pronounced ( pop-cap-ex), this new slang word is used when expressing the idea that a guy lied about the size of his penis. He popped the cap about his Xtra large ding dong-atrong.
“Bruh, not only is he acting sus, I think he’s also pulling a PopCapX on those girls.“