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1.
poopnap. noun. Taking a long time in the bathroom at work so your co-workers think you're pooping but really you're taking a nap in the stall to kill time. Poopnaps last anywhere from 5-20 minutes in length. It helps to make a pooping joke as you re-enter the office. For example "I don't know what the hell I ate last night but its killin me"
"I had to kill an hour at work before I could go home for the day so I took a poopnap."

"I was WAY too hungover to do work, so I went and took a poopnap"

"My co-workers think I have IBS but really, I just like poopnaps"
by thatmandb April 29, 2010
 
2.
n. Falling asleep on the toilet, specifically when there is poop hanging out of your butt. Usually occurs due to the influence of drugs or alcohol.
Dude I just took a 30 minute poop nap and woke up because I was snoring so loudly.
by Master_Q January 01, 2010
 
3.
When, in the event of total exhaustation, you are sitting on the toilet and you fall asleep mid-poop.
"Man, last night I was SO tired, I took a poopnap"
by queenelizabeth12 May 16, 2009